i realise i can talk 2 my d0g ab0ut practically anything,& everything
as in any topic os0 can discuss 0penly wif him,SERIOUSLY!!

like 2day,de t0pics we talked ab0ut-

1stly:
we talked ab0ut the eclipse
dumbdumb super knowledgeable la!!
he tell me ab0ut eclipse etc etc,den when is de next s0lar eclipse etc etc
haix=( i feel so dumb HAHA

2ndly:
we talked ab0ut..urhmp*c0ugh cough AGAIN*
girls time of the m0nth [ps my d0g is MALE & he is straight ok?]
HAHA it was very dumb,c0z i t0ld ralph ab0ut my peri0d dat time..DIS TIME REALLY N0T MY FAULT!! lemme tell u y:

i was having my regular stomachache
me: wah pain sia my st0mach
ralph: ur aunt c0me issit? [da-yi-ma, aka aunt, simply means peri0d la]
me: no la my aunt n0t coming 4 another 10days
-ralph in shock-

SEE?! its really n0t my fault!! juz xtra inf0 wad
as i explained 2 my d0g:
if s0me1 asked me: haf u eaten?
i will ans: yea i ate *insert name of fo0d*

SEE? its os0 xtra inf0

t0ld me 2 haf a healthy diet & exercise regularly=(

3rdly:
we talked ab0ut gastric

c0z my msn pm was GASTRIC!!
den he came & talked 2 me etc,asking me whether i g0t eat,so mean

wad he said:
in ur stomach , gastic juices are being pumped by gastic pits
if u continue to punish ur stomach , stomach ulcers will appear
remember the pH value of hydrochloric acid
2
after some time , ulcers will be there
and u should know how pain it is
like ulcer in ur mouth but way worse than that

& den m0re la
HAHA(:

after dat he t0ld me:
g0 have a relationship
HAHA RANDOM RITE?
because: liddat den will haf s0me1 2 take care of my gastric
ask me g0 find a hawker
HAHA!!
dumbdumb

btw if u are w0ndering whether i like my dog,straight NO

HAHA but as i t0ld pamela:
if my d0g like me & i like him back
omg,i will be the most blessed girl on de face of this earth man!!
de girl he likes is one lucky girl man=p

too bad he dun like me & i dun like him,so KAJIAO HIM LA!!=p


update: d0g asked me on thurs whether my gastric better & clark saw & went woahhhh~ hahas yes i love my dog,cannot ah?=p HAHA
AS A BROTHER!!(: