me: *reading random stuffs online*

mum: *comes up behind me SUPER SLOWLY*

*pokes*

me: hmm?

mum: 不可以变酒鬼啊!

me: HUH? 为什么你这么random??

mum: 没有拉.跟你讲而已lor.

?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!

PARDON MY HORRIBLE CHINESE YA!