random mummy moments

my mum,my sis and i sitting in the living room watching tv.
mum sitting on the bed in the living room which we use as a sofa since its a waste 2 throw the bed away, when a beetle drop from the ceiling and into the small space between the wall and the bed

shocked my mummy and she scolded the beetle which was upside down. then my mummy continue staring at it and telling us EVERYTHING. like it's upside down, then OH it managed 2 get on its feet. cannot walk infront gt spider web. then OH didnt noe inside gt so many spider web,muz clean. den after dat she decided 2 get a container 2 kope it so it wont anyhow fly(and scare her again or scare us)

after she got a container she went 2 look at it AGAIN and she ASKED IT "你要去哪里啊?" -.-
HAHAHAHA. aft she kope it she was like AHH! 成功!!

my nonsensical little mummy.

another time she was flipping through this random magazine which is in ENGLISH. and my mum is terrible at english.

me: mummy 你在做什么?
mum: 我在看这个 magazine lor!
me: 这个是 in english leh.
mum: yalor! 我真的在看.我看 picture ma!
me: *speechless*