another random mummy moment:

mum sitting cross legged on the mattress(she's sleeping with me this week) and rocking herself like a small kid

me: mummy 你在做什么?
mum: *thinks awhile* ...发呆.

then she proceeds to lie down on the mattress, facing my super messy bookshelf

mum: WAH! 这么乱ah?!
me: all along 都这么乱的whatt.
mum: aiyo. 等一下晚上掉下来 pingpingpongpong ah.
me: PINGPINGPONGPONG?!

she and her random noises 2 describe stuff.
her way of describing washing machine is"ging gong ging gong!"